What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.

What do you call it when a cow grows facial hair? A moo-stache

There are only two things I don't eat for breakfast: Lunch and dinner.

How much does it cost to swim with sharks? An arm and a leg

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.

Why did the man bring his watch to the bank? He wanted to save time.

How do you make a robot angry? Keep pushing his buttons.

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but then I turned myself around 

Did you hear about the elderly man who fell into the well? Apparently he couldn’t see that well. 

I have many joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.